All the times “Praise Satan” and “Hail Satan” was said in the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina 😈

Surprisingly, the phrase “Praise Satan” appeared less frequently than I expected, so I’ve decided to include the phrase “Hail Satan” as well. So here are all the times these phrases has been said on the show.

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This post for Chilling Adventures of Sabrina contains spoilers.

“Chapter One: October Country” (S01E01)

When Aunt Zelda was thankful that someone died:

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Her face screams, “I’m devoted to Satan!”. CREDIT: Netflix

When both Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda were glad that Sabrina is still a virgin:

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No! Harvey will never defile Sabrina—he’s too pure! CREDIT: Netflix

“Chapter Three: The Trial of Sabrina Spellman” (S01E03)

When everyone in the court praised Satan:

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In the courts of Satan, we only praise him. CREDIT: Netflix

When Aunt Zelda was happy that the Dark Lord is showing mercy to them:

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Aunt Zelda really loves her Satan. CREDIT: Netflix

When Aunt Zelda thanked Satan that she was young again:

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And she’s young again, forever! CREDIT: Netflix

“Chapter Six: An Exorcism in Greendale” (S01E06)

When the Father Blackwood was thankful that Satan kept his child safe:

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No more miscarriages for Lady Blackwood. CREDIT: Netflix

“Chapter Seven: Feast of Feasts” (S01E07)

When Aunt Hilda says we should just Praise Satan that Sabrina wasn’t picked as Queen of the Feast:

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Hear, hear! CREDIT: Netflix

When a random witch killed herself to honour the annual ritual of Feast of Feasts:

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Silt silt, and she’s dead. CREDIT: Netflix

“Chapter Eight: The Burial” (S01E08)

When Aunt Zelda was happy for Father Blackwood:

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BLESS UP! CREDIT: Netflix

“Chapter Nine: The Returned Man” (S01E09)

When the weird sisters were saying their nightly prayers:

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“Praise Satan. Amen.” CREDIT: Netflix

“Chapter Ten: The Witching Hour” (S01E10)

When Father Blackwood was overjoyed about the birth of his son Judas:

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“Hail Judas! Hail Satan!” CREDIT: Netflix

“Chapter Eleven: A Midwinter’s Tale” (S01E11)

When Aunt Zelda was glad that Susie was safe:

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Thank you Satan for protecting dear Susie. CREDIT: Netflix

“Chapter Twelve: The Epiphany” (S02E01)

When Father Blackwood took the warlocks out for a night of celebration at Dorian’s Gray Room:

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🍻 CREDIT: Netflix

“Chapter Thirteen: The Passion of Sabrina Spellman” (S02E02)

When Aunt Hilda was thankful that Sabrina didn’t die from choking on an apple:

“Chapter Sixteen: Blackwood” (S02E05)

When Father Blackwood gathered the warlocks in Dorian’s Gray Room to mourn the death of warlock Lucas, and to preach his New Testament (The Five Facets of Judas):

When Father Blackwood was confiding with his baby Judas:

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“And tomorrow, there shall be glory.” CREDIT: Netflix

When Father Blackwood was adamant about a joint wedding and funeral:

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My reaction is Aunt Zelda’s reaction. CREDIT: Netflix

“Chapter Seventeen: The Missionaries” (S02E06)

When Sabrina Spellman transformed into the Dark Lord’s sword and made the witch hunters say the words “Praise Satan”:

“Chapter Nineteen: The Mandrake” (S02E08)

When Father Blackwood was preaching about the Five Tenets of Judas:

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😈 CREDIT: Netflix

“Chapter Twenty: The Mephisto Waltz” (S02E09)

When Father Blackwood told the coven that the Dark Lord gave him his Unholy blessing for the new Church of Judas:

When Father Blackwood made the entire coven partake in an Unholy Infernal Communion:

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🍷 CREDIT: Netflix

When the Dark Lord presented Sabrina as his firstborn—Proud Lady of Pandemonium, Maiden of Shadows and Queen of Hell:

To be continued…

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